James Patterson Quotes In English

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James Patterson Quotes In English

Hello, Welcome in a collection of quotes and sayings by James Patterson on books, love, thoughts, reviews, inspirational, see, now, life, changes, people, love, great, home and reading. Our team gives you some quotes about James Patterson. He was born on 22 March 1947 (age 73 years), Newburgh, New York, United States. James Brendan Patterson is an American author and philanthropist. Among his works are the Alex Cross, Michael Bennett, Women’s Murder Club, Maximum Ride, Daniel X, NYPD Red, Witch and Wizard, and Private series, as well as many stand-alone thrillers, non-fiction and romance novels. He died in 22 March 1947 (age 73 years), Newburgh, New York, United States.

  • “Basically, I have two speeds…. Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”

  • “I didn’t think he was a robot…but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha!”

  • “Meaning what? We’re going to pretend nothing’s going on? That’s stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open.” Have you been watching Oprah again?”

  • “You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”

  • “Pick a tree. I’ll carve our initials into it.” -Fang”

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  • “You are avake, yah?” said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent. “Yah,” I muttered, rubbing my head. “And you are still a jerk, yah?”

  • “Nudge: “I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I’m just Barbie’s friend.”

  • “Who, last time I’d checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It’s kind of sad.)”

  • “I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing”

  • “I hoped I wasn’t actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard.”

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  • “Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha.”

  • “The hamster called. He wants his home back.”

  • “Max: “Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!” Fang: “But we’re grounded.” Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)”

  • “But what is life if you don’t live it?”

  • “Well, that’s an evil smile…”

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  • “Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again.”

  • “YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he’d find a way to make something to explode.”

  • “And by the way, you clearly don’t know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not.”

  • “Max, you’re the last of the hybrids who still has…a soul.’ … ‘She doesn’t have soul,’ Gazzy scoffed. ‘Have you ever seen her dance?”

  • “It’s been said that love finds you when you’re ready.”

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  • “I feel like, like pudding,” Iggy groaned. “Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.”

  • “Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”

  • “Can I come in? No! I’m in a towel! I’m blind!”

  • “Okay, that so did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing his feelings?”

  • “Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”

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  • “Yes. I owed my life, Angel’s life, and my mother’s life to a mutant’s ability to create industrial-strength snot.”

  • “Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?”

  • “I’ll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?”

  • “You…are…a…fridge…with wings,’ Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. ‘We’re…freaking…ballet…dancers.”

  • “Jeb: I wish I could explain what I’d give just to see you smile again. Max (thinking): How about your head on a stick?”

  • James Patterson Quotes In English

  • “The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”

  • “Where was the catch? ‘Cause I knew one was coming.”

  • “You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.”

  • “Fang: When do I get out of here? Max: They say a week. Fang: So, like, tomorrow? Max: That’s what I’m thinking.”

  • “How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?” Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.”

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  • “You stand out like a fart in a church.”

  • “In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be.”

  • “So Fnick, can I change channel?” Iggy asked. “There’s a game on.” “Make yourself at home, Figgy.” Fang said.”

  • “Dr. Martinez: “I take it you don’t want me to call your parent?” Max: “Uh, no.” Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please?”

  • “Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world.”

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  • “What are you doing here?” [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies,” I said. “Want some? The Samoas are terrific.” (Max II to Max)”

  • “Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!”

  • “Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?” I’ll try to get one for each of us. Hey! ‘If’?”

  • “Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can.”

  • “This time I wouldn’t forget him, because I couldn’t ever forgive him – for breaking my heart twice.”

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  • “Excellent. They were flammable.”

  • “I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I’m sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari”

  • “WARNING If you dare to read this story, you become part of the Experiment”

  • “You’re lying through your fangs,” Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent–but “innocent Fang” is an oxymoron, so it didn’t work.”

  • “Fang: “Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?”

  • James Patterson Quotes In English

  • “I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to watch my language. All I needed was a six-year-old mutant with a potty mouth”

  • “There’s nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you’ve got a good fit going.”

  • “Gazzy: Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.”

  • “Nudge: You aren’t dead. Iggy (irritably): No. You aren’t dead either. How about just ‘hello’?”

  • “So the first thing we’re gonna do,” I told him, “is push you off the roof.”

  • James Patterson Quotes In English

  • “Gazzy: (Hugging himself and jumping up and down) “I’m brilliant! I’m a genius! I can blow up the world!” Max: (Raises her eyebrows) Gazzy: “Not that I would want to, of course,” (coughs)”

  • “Sometimes when you’re at your most certain, that’s when everything you know is wrong.”

  • “Feeding a crowd?’ the woman behind the counter asked. Yes, ma’am ,’ Fang said sweetly. Yeah, him and all his split personalities, I thought.”

  • “Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff.” “Like what, your socks? No, we don’t have chlorine. No swimming pool.”

  • “Don’t ever leave me again.” -Max I won’t. I won’t not ever.” -Fang”

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  • “If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”

  • “At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.”

  • “Love hurts.” Oh, shut UP!” – pg 123”

  • “I didn’t know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long.” -Nudge”

  • “You really are a scary man,no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them.”

  • James Patterson Quotes In English

  • “He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.” “I prefer canine-American,” said Total.”

  • “Good memories are like charms…Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.”

  • “I don’t damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.”

  • “If you love something let it go.. if it comes back its yours”

  • “My mom had a soft heart after all! Instead of being chained by both wrists, we were only chained by one ankle! I mean, if I’d been looking for proof that she really did love me, this was it, right?”

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  • “Iggy: “I’ll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let’s throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that’s a plan!”

  • “I hate this guy,” Ari muttered, keeping his head down “There’s a club,” I told him. “The Haters of ter Borcht Club. Have you gotten your badge yet?”

  • “Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!”

  • “Fang felt a cold jolt, then dismissed it. Max wasn’t dead. He would know, somehow. He would have felt it. The world still felt the same to him; therefore, Max was still in it.”

  • “They call me, The Sharkalator”

  • James Patterson Quotes In English

  • “They [Erasers] were bad fliers,” Angel chimed in, “And in their minds, they weren’t all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, remember to flap!”

  • “I offered to pee on him, but they said no”

  • “A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night”

  • “Who ya gonna call?” “Ghostbusters!” “That phrase is ruined forever.”

  • “He’s gonna be fine,” I confirmed. Can we see him?” Iggy asked. Ig, I hate to break it to you, but you’re blind.”

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  • “Fang! Come Back!” I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. “Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!”

  • “Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here],” said Fang stunned.”

  • “Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,”

  • “We’ll be back!” he snarled. It was really Ari’s voice. Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang”

  • “Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”

  • James Patterson Quotes In English

  • “Here’s a freebie: Don’t play poker with a kid who can read minds.”

  • “Oh no! Don’t drag us away from Antartica and take us to the playground of the rich and famous! Not that briar patch! -Max”

  • “What happened to your tan?”–Fang “It was dirt.” –Max”

  • “This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It’s very sad.”

  • “I can talk to fish!” Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. “Ask one over for dinner,” Fang said, joining us.”

  • James Patterson Quotes In English

  • “So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I’m a lucky girl.” -Max”

  • “Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.”

  • “So you have you price,” I said with a mouthful of crumbs. “Your soul for a cookie.” Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn’t looking and then shot me the bird.”

  • “I’m a freaking princess when it comes to other people’s feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max”

  • “Ari smiled. The sun was shining, the weather was great, he was eating ice cream, and all his dreams were about to come true.”

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  • “I choose you, Max. -Fang”

  • “Is this a movie?’ I heard someone ask. Naw- this is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels.”

  • “Oh great. Yoda captured us.”

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